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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

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"I learned that people can easily forget that others are human."

- "Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)

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So I'm sitting on my couch rewatching Faking It...

Dad: *Sits down and starts watching* This isn't Glee...
Me: No, it's a new MTV show. Why did you think it was Glee?
Dad: I heard "lesbians" so I assumed it was Glee.